The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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the abillity to fart at will

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the ability to burn in hell

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to cure a ham

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!