The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to divide by 0

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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power to have no power at all

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!