the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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The power to grammar.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!