The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The power to peel stickers

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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the ability to hover

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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vomitspit

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!