The ability to piss flames.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to grow cancer cells

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to fart at will.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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Ladder hands.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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power to have no power at all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!