The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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the power to predict the past

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!