the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to meme 20% harder

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the power to create a meme

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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blindness

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The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!