The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!