The power to make the air stink

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the power to think with your mind only

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The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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Imortality.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power to fail at life

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!