the power to create the most pointless superpower

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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the ability to spell wrong

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The ability to see through glass.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!