The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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the power to dance in the dark

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!