the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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the power to see the present

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The power to STFU!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!