The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!