The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!