the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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the ability to become black.

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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the power to fail at life

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to pee out blood at will

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to fart at will.

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!