the power to say i can bend you

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!