The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to punch that like button

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Backwards speak to power the.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!