The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to troll yourself

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The ability to control the internet

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The power rangers

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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thepowertofixmyspacebar.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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power to eat chicken raw!

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the power to animate condiments

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!