The power of see inside your eyes.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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the power to hate disney stars

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the power to be powerless

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to eat three times a day.

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!