The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power of Being stupid

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power to see through water.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!