the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to cry lava.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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Power to not have any power.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to grow cancer cells

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!