- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

the power to divide by 0

The power to make deaf people see again.

The power to have cancer.

The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

The power not to find what you are looking for.

The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

The power to fart snot

the power to never get spam

The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

meh.

The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

The power of divide by zero... yourself

The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

the power to poo pineapples

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!