The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to be normal.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to smell people's moods

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!