The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power of having two left hands.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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the ability to levitate

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to make everything worse

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!