The power to obey gravity

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!