The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to digest corn.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the power to time travel to the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!