The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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the ability to levitate

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!