The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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power to fly when your underwater

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!