- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to read your own mind

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to digest corn.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to lose all your limbs

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

Pointless Super Powers