the power to see through clear glass.

the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

The power to never have fun...never.

The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to be gay on command.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!