- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power of hindsight

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

Pointless Super Powers