The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!