- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to crap without pissing.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

Pointless Super Powers