The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!