- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to like Justin Bieber

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to be alone

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to be an idiot.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power of learning

The ability to go to hell.

the power to read this sentence

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

Pointless Super Powers