the power to do nothing

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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the power to become translucent

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!