the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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to do nothing

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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open up pickles glass

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!