The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!