The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to be normal.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!