The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the ability to levitate

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to make everything worse

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!