- Pointless Super Powers

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

power to fly when your underwater

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

the power to know when someone queefed

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!