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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to die on the spot

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to die on command.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!