The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to kill you self.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to have no power

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power of bad luck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!