- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lower your own ego.

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to fly in tornadoes

Pointless Super Powers