The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to even

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!