The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to die

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to have gravity.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!