- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

Pointless Super Powers