The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to kill you self.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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Power to freeze ice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!