the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to see through glass

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to smell like ham

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!