- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

the power to get extra homework

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to eat socks

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

yo mama

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The ability to police irony

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

Pointless Super Powers