- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get extra homework

The power to eat socks

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The ability to police irony

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

Pointless Super Powers