The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to die

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to have no power

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!