the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The ability to attract black people.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the ability to jump like a white man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!