The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to sexually attract whales

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!