The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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power to have no power at all

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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The Power of double posting.

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!