the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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Ladder hands.

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to read dead people's minds

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!